Prem & Rogue tackle the politics of the first date: what do you say after you say hello? The innately chatty siblings DO have something to say. No, don’t stalk your date, but … well, listen and learn.

Then there’s the question of performance anxiety — what’s the definition of being bad in bed? They come to some conclusions and then lay it on the line (see what we did there?) to talk about expectations and how romance novels set girls up for disappointment.

Bonus: increase your vocabulary and learn what that’s called.